Voicemail

[livingartifact]

"You've reached Jenkins. I'm almost certain whatever you want is a waste of my time but sure, why not leave a message. It could be fun."

*beep*

Comments

[died8yearsago]

God, how did that self-absorbed, pretentious jackhole even get her phone number? Rosa wasn't going to waste her time calling back to respond, but she could shoot off a text, one she suspected was dripping with all the annoyance and irritation she felt. The word tea was practically giving her PTSD at this point.

HOT. LEAF. WATER. THAT'S ALL IT IS, YOU STUPID SNOOTY BUTTWIPE. And I hope they spill it on you next time, maybe burn it into your stupid small brain. If I hear one more thing from you about your stupid tea, I'm arresting you for harassment.

[myownface]

[OOC: From here!]

"Hey, I have nothing but respect for you and your business, but I gotta tell you right now, if the gremlins are fucking around with your merchandise or whatever, that is sooooo not my problem, sorry."

Much as Sparkle liked Eponine, she was on her own with that one.